Welcome to everyone reading, and genuine thanks to the people who occasionally send kind words about this letter.
The ask is the same as always. If you like what you read, send it to one person who is relevant.
THE $1,000 WIRE
Last week I wired someone a thousand dollars, and I was happy about it.
Here is what he did to earn it. He created one group chat. He put us in a room with a person we ended up doing business with. That is the whole story. One introduction, one group, and something real came out of the other end.
I have been adding the referral line to the bottom of this newsletter for months now, and I suspect most people read it as boilerplate. It is not. If you know someone in this industry who is genuinely worth an introduction - and genuinely new to us - we will pay you for it. That is a real offer with a real bank transfer at the end of it.
And if you are the one making the intro, I want you to know they are in good hands. That matters more than the fee, because here is what people miss about introductions:
An introduction is never free to the person making it.
They are not spending five minutes. They are spending credibility they took years to build, on your behalf, with someone whose opinion of them they care about. If you turn out to be a waste of time, the cost does not land on you. It lands on them.
Most people ask for intros as though they cost nothing. That is exactly why almost nobody makes good ones anymore.
The thousand dollars is me refusing to pretend that cost does not exist. It is also how an ecosystem like ours compounds - network effects only work if the network is actually incentivised to extend itself, and goodwill alone has never scaled anything.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR PRODUCT
Now the other half of that same week.
A service provider wanted to reach the teams and allocators we work with. His first message was AI slop. I genuinely could not extract what the product did. So I replied and asked him to send me something I could read.
He sent a 25-page PDF.
Twenty-five pages. From a man I had never met. About a product I had not asked about. (I have never read a 25-page PDF in my life. Neither have you. We both know this.)
And I will be honest with you… I found it mildly offensive. What that document actually says is: I believe my product is important enough that you should donate an hour of your life to understanding it.
So let me say the thing nobody in this industry wants written down.
Nobody cares about your product.
Nobody cares about your offering, your edge, your thesis, or your existence. And before anyone reaches for the angry reply button - nobody cares about mine either. I have made my peace with that. Mostly.
For someone to care about you or your offering is something you earn after you are already brilliant, already known, already in the spotlight. If you are not in that position yet, then expecting a stranger to research you is not ambition. It is a category error about how attention works.
And people are genuinely delusional about this. I watch it at every level of the market, including at sizes where you would expect better.
TWENTY SECONDS, THEN TWO MINUTES, THEN THE STORY
So here is the practical version, and I want every manager and every service provider reading this to actually go and do it.
You need three documents. In a specific order, doing three different jobs.
One: the fact sheet. A single page.
What the offering is. What the requirements are. Everything a reader needs in fifteen to twenty seconds, because fifteen to twenty seconds is what you are actually being given.
I am not guessing at that number. Papermark tracked over 24,000 decks and more than 350,000 investor views this year, and the finding is brutal: the median view lasts 77 seconds, while the average is four minutes. Sixteen percent of views end inside ten seconds. Almost nothing sits in the middle. Readers either bounce on the cover or sit down and read properly. There is no third behaviour.
The rest of it gets worse for anyone holding a 25-page document. The first page pulls more than twice the attention of any page after it. Subsequent pages average about fifteen seconds each. Appendix pages hold under two seconds.
Fewer than half the people who open a long document ever reach the end of it.
So a 25-page PDF does not buy you twenty-five pages of attention. It buys you one page of attention and twenty-four pages of evidence that you do not understand the reader.
And notice what the tier-one teams already do. I wrote about this earlier in the year… the genuinely elite managers, the ones who never market and never appear at conferences, will hand you a one-page PDF and a fund admin contact, and that is the entire marketing material you will ever receive from them. The teams who need attention least use the fewest pages. That inversion should tell you everything.
Two: the DDQ.
If the one-pager earns a reply, now you have permission to go deeper. Your due diligence questionnaire should answer, in a few minutes, why someone would give you money.
What is the edge. What does the strategy actually do. Exposures. Turnover. The universe you trade. Which category it sits in. Sharpe. Is BTC accepted as collateral. Fees, high-water mark, current AUM, capacity. And - the one I would put near the top right now - how did you survive 10/10 aka your risk management…
That last question has quietly become the best single stress test in this industry. October 10th liquidated more than $19 billion in twenty-four hours across 1.6 million traders, with roughly 87% of it in longs. It was about nine times larger than any prior single-day event in crypto history. Perpetual open interest collapsed 43% in a day.
Which means no backtest on earth contains it. It is the only genuinely out-of-sample shock the entire industry shares, and how a book behaved inside it tells you more than three years of clean equity curve ever will.
Three: the long document.
Firm history. The founders. Execution. Philosophy. The thesis. The tech stack. The story behind why any of this exists.
This one matters, because storytelling is what actually sells and people remember narratives long after they forget a Sharpe ratio. But send it at the wrong moment and it is just the 25-page PDF wearing a better suit. This document goes out after a relationship has started, never before.
Twenty seconds, then two minutes, then the story. In that order. Every time.
FIFTEEN PERCENT
Now the part people find harder to hear.
Even when you do all of this correctly, most of the answers are still no.
Our close rate across teams has historically run at roughly 15%. Some periods it is twenty. Some periods it is less. Around fifteen on average.
For context, Barclays found that allocators end up investing with about 5% of the managers they meet. So fifteen is a genuinely good number in this business - and it still means that six out of every seven conversations end in nothing.
And a lot of those noes have nothing to do with quality. I watch tier-one teams - teams that tick every box, that I would happily put my own money with - get passed on simply because there is no fit with that particular allocator at that particular moment. Wrong strategy for their book. Wrong size. Wrong timing. Portfolio already full in that sleeve.
That happens constantly, and it is not a verdict on you.
What it means is that your fundraising outcome is decided almost entirely by what you do with the 85%.
TWO WEEKS, OR NEVER
Let me give you the honest timeline, because expectations in this space are wildly miscalibrated in both directions.
The fastest I have ever seen is one hour. Introduction made, keys set up on a test account, done inside sixty minutes. That happens when the allocator was effectively pre-sold and everything about the setup looked exceptional on first contact. It is real, and it is rare enough that you should never plan around it.
Realistically: two to three weeks if everything aligns, stretching to about a month once proper onboarding gets involved. That is the good case, with a clean setup.
If the setup is not clean and there are open questions, your baseline is two months.
If you keep following up properly, you are looking at three to six months - and that is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy outcome.
And if you disappear: never.
That last one is the whole point. If you go quiet for a year and come back waving good results, it is still over, because your slot in that portfolio has been filled by someone who stayed visible while you were building in silence. I have written before that if you lose an allocator the chance of getting them back is essentially zero. The same physics applies to an allocator you never won in the first place.
So build the CRM. Actually build it. And put every one of those noes on a distribution list that hears from you every single month - performance, what worked, what did not, what you changed and why. Email, Telegram, whatever channel fits. The format matters far less than the fact that it arrives.
Institutional trust is a communication pattern, not a one-time pitch. I will keep repeating that until it stops being necessary, which at current rates will be never.
If you are playing a long game, the date of conversion does not matter. Only staying on the list does.
BEFORE YOU GO
If you know someone in this industry worth an introduction - a team, an allocator, anyone genuinely new to us - make it, and we will pay you for it.
Ask the guy who got the wire last week.
And if you are a team or an allocator who wants to be in the right rooms: [email protected]
Stay honest. Stay true to yourself. Stay in the game long enough.
Stay patient. Stay honest. Stay alive.
See you next week.
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