Good morning Monday!

We have a new best trader in the world. Yikws.

Daily PnL: +$6,300,000,000.

Execution window: twenty minutes. Ten blockchains. Zero drawdown, no investor letter, no redemption queue, no compliance department. Sharpe ratio: maxxed out.

The fund manager… A country full of brnswhd people (hope noone reads it and my life is safe)
Thankfully, they gave at least 50% of the winnings back. Classic degenerate.

THE HONEY BADGER OF GLOBAL FINANCE

As we all know last Thursday, the largest exchange in the world, lost roughly $6.3 billion in what is now the biggest crypto heist in history. That’s about four times the Bybit hack from February 2025, which held the record until last week. Every serious tracing firm points at the same address: TraderTraitor, North Korea’s elite hacking unit. Binance froze around $3 billion and has promised to cover user losses.

It baffles my mind. And most likely yours, too.

There is one country on this planet that behaves like a honey badger. Nobody can touch them. They don’t follow the rules. They’re private. Nobody can access them, nobody can arrest them. They just sit in their own sauce, and they are cooking with gas…

And the craft is undeniable… The attackers reportedly started preparing at least a day and a half in advance. The initial explanation was one compromised engineer’s laptop, and the story has since grown into multiple points of breach. Then twenty minutes of work, and the trick is done. Everyone stands in the audience, in awe, trying to work out how the magician did it.

Just remember where the money from the show goes. This isn’t a hedge fund. The proceeds have historically funded a weapons program.
Awe at the craft, yes. Applause, no - at least from the majority of the universe.

WELCOME TO CRYPTO, MR. DRUCKENMILLER

Now something I can’t stop laughing about lol.

Stanley Druckenmiller, one of the greatest macro traders who ever lived (and is still alive), a man who has famously never tweeted, chose last Thursday to post his first tweet. He announced he’s an investor in trade[XYZ], which is partnering with ICE, the owner of the NYSE, to bring Hyperliquid’s 24/7 perpetual futures to the United States.

Hours later, the industry he’d just publicly hosted the largest robbery in its history.

The timing tells you everything about the neighborhood he just moved into.

So, Mr. Druckenmiller, sincerely: welcome to crypto, baby.

This is what we do here. We put our lives, our assets, our everything on the line in exchange for a belief in freedom and decentralization, and a willingness to die for those beliefs. If you want to participate - welcome to the scammiest industry in the entire universe.

THE CALL I DIDN’T TAKE

On the same day as the hack, someone I know, a person I’ve met in real life numerous times, got on a call with me. His accounts had been compromised. The “him” on the other end tried to walk me through installing a piece of software.

I obviously didn’t.

But think about what that means. This isn’t a phishing email with spelling mistakes. It’s a familiar face, on a familiar channel, asking for one small favor. That’s how deeply this is woven into the ecosystem now.

The attack surface isn’t only your wallet. It’s your “network.”

CRYPTO-NATIVE IS STILL DEAD

Ask any serious person a simple question.

Option A: an industry where the largest exchange can be drained in twenty minutes, and which is currently delivering massively downgraded potental returns than it used to. Or… simply put - amplified ways to lose (all) your money.

Option B: anything tied to AI, or anything people actually use every day, with a real narrative, real product-market fit, and better returns and unlimited liqudity.

The answer is obvious, and that’s the problem.

As I wrote a few weeks ago, “crypto-native” is dead. Speculation isn’t going anywhere. It’s in humanity’s DNA, and it always will be. But speculation built around a single asset class is fading, and last week didn’t change that trajectory. It confirmed it, on a bigger and longer timescale.

We’re all affected, even those of us who didn’t lose a cent. Every allocator I spoke to this week just added another line to the risk section of their investment memo.

Which brings me to the people who didn’t lose a cent.

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THE HUMILITY TRADE

Now, the thing that’s been on my mind all week.

After enough years in this seat, you start recognizing patterns. Not exact repeats. Markets rhyme, they don’t repeat, and the same is true of people. But I’ve watched enough teams hit max drawdown, and enough allocators pull the trigger too early, that certain behaviors now set off an alarm before anything shows up in the numbers.

The loudest alarm right now: there is almost no humility in this industry.

And when I see a lack of humility, it’s close to guaranteed that the market will deliver some, quickly.

Humility isn’t one behavior. It’s an attitude, and the loss of it follows a script I’ve watched many times. When you start out, everyone is humble, because you’re nobody. Then comes a little success. Usually not even much: one good quarter, one big ticket, one conference panel. That small taste convinces people they can now do things they couldn’t do before. The automatic reaction is to drop the humility.

From where I sit, it shows up in small ways first. Replies get slower. Reference calls become “unnecessary.” Fees go up after one good quarter. Leverage creeps up. Allocators skip the due-diligence steps that got them their last win.

Remember what kind of sport this is. You’re fighting for AUM, for attention, for execution, for every basis point. It’s the most competitive game in the universe, and your opponents are the smartest people on the planet. Last week, the biggest exchange in the world learned that one laptop is enough.

If you’re still here, you’ve already been humbled at least once (possibly close to hundreds of times). The market isn’t finished with you. My advice, whether you’re an allocator or a team: do everything in your power to stay humble. Write it on a sticky note if you have to. I genuinely believe it will serve you more than any parameter you’ll tune this year.

THE FOUR FLOORS OF CAPITAL

Now the second thing. I had a call this week with a very large allocator, about as private as it gets. It sharpened a map I’ve been carrying in my head for a while.

The allocator universe today has three crowded floors, and one penthouse.

  • Floor one: the $100–200K tickets. Passive, not chasing serious returns. A side game, more hobby than mandate.

  • Floor two: up to $2–3M per team. This is the most crowded floor in the building. Most teams are fighting over these checks.

  • Floor three: the ~$10M tickets. They want to deploy, and they genuinely can’t find enough teams that qualify.

Remember the Lemonade Problem: ninety-five kids selling lemonade, five parents with wallets. Floor three is the parents who’d buy the whole stand and can’t find one worth buying.

Then there’s the penthouse. Capital so deep that when it finds a strategy, it wants to absorb the entire alpha, on exclusive terms. That’s the only goal.

The allocator I spoke to sits there. They do not know almost any of the teams operating in the market. In a full year, they’ll speak to fewer than ten.

It’s lonely at the top, for both sides. To get in the room, you tick every single box, and then you outperform the market consistently. Not one year. Consistently.

So if you thought the truly unique allocators had left this market, they haven’t. They’re just harder to reach than ever.

THE SCALE CURSE

And here’s what struck me most from that call.

They told me that, for some miraculous reason, teams that passed their screening look great during testing and due diligence. Then, the moment they scale, everything stops performing. It’s happened often enough that they’re simply tired of it.

They’re not alone. Almost every allocator I speak to sees some version of this. It isn’t a miracle. It’s mostly mechanics:

  • You scale after the best stretch. Not many are willing to scale a team in the middle of a drawdown. The moment you add capital is, almost by definition, near the top of a run. That’s regression to the mean, the same variation trap we talked about last week, just at a bigger size.

  • Capacity is real. A strategy that fills cleanly at $1M can bleed slippage at $10M. If the team doesn’t own its execution, the backtest doesn’t scale with the ticket.

  • People change when the big ticket lands. Which brings us right back to humility. The team that was hungry at $500K can get comfortable at $5M.

You’ll never fully escape this. It’s the everlasting grind of allocation. But you can see it coming, and that’s exactly the job we do every day across 130+ teams: watching live behavior, not just numbers, before and after the ticket grows.

THIS WEEK’S TAKEAWAYS

  • Everyone: never install anything someone asks you to install during a call, even from a familiar face. Verify through a second channel. Assume your network is part of your attack surface. It is ridiculous how many solid people have been compromised. They all installed something on command.

  • Allocators: treat scaling as a new allocation. Tranche it, reset your expectations, and ask the capacity question before the ticket goes up, not after performance fades.

  • Teams: your humility is a risk metric, and allocators are measuring it whether you know it or not. Before you aim for the penthouse, make sure every box is ticked, then prove it in live numbers for longer than feels comfortable.

The best trader in the world made $6.3 billion in twenty minutes last week. And somewhere, an allocator is still trying to figure out why his best team stopped performing the month he doubled the ticket.

Different scales, same lesson. The market always collects. The only question is whether you pay in humility up front, or in drawdown later.

If you know a team that just landed its first big ticket, forward this to them. They’ll need it more than they think.

If you’re an allocator looking for teams, or a team looking for the right allocator universe, reach out at [email protected]. And if you can connect us with a team or an allocator, ask us about the referral.

Stay patient. Stay honest. Stay alive.

See you next week.

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